Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Boobs speak an international language.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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