What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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