I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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