Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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