we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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