dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
