Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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