found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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