Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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