he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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