have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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