He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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