new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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