marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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