Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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