I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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