its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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