I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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