Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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