I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.