There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.