are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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