This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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