Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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