I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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