that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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