OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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