Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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