Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.