In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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