I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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