I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You left your phone here
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