My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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