There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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