Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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