You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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