I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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