I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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