If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
