I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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