On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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