I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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