we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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