I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Randomize
