You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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