we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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