I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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