just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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