Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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