Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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