You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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