Heybabeimwearingurpanties
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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