This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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