And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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