How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i believe in u and ur pee
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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