i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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